Main News Movies Favorites Reviews Stats

All 47 movie Reviews

Star Wars: The Rebels Star Wars: The Rebels

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I liked the animation but..

... I found the message a bit ridiculous. The way you dedicated the flash to "the rebels" just seemed stupid. You could have saved it if you had referenced some real life rebels like the Zapatista or something but without that it just seemed like you were stretching out the flash for the sake of it.

"THIS IS NOT A COMMENTARY ON IRAQ. Do not confuse Rebels with Terrorist Insurgents. Think American Revolution 1770's"

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Who are you to say that their cause isn't as valid as the American revolution?

People find this review helpful!
CirrusEpix responds:

Personally I can't, except for one point as I see it,

American Revolutionaries - fight for democratic self rule for everyone
Iraq Insurgents - a very small group of previous leaders fighting to regain their political and religious hold over the population.

The Ricky Ray Show! Ep. 5 The Ricky Ray Show! Ep. 5

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I really don't get this

I mean, no question, it's well made and the animation is sound... but where the hell is the substance? There really is nothing to this series at all except "joke" after "joke" about breasts.

I hate to sound like a whiney bastard and it's my own fault really for even watching it this time but come on man, make some effort. You're just pandering to virgins and idiots with this drivel.

People find this review helpful!

Parachute Guy Parachute Guy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I am pretty impressed

I was expecting it to be quite a bad flash and at first the really basic animation wasn't impressing me but I started to like it more and more as it went on.

The choices you made regarding "camera" angles and cuts were fairly spot on and there were some bits that made be really laugh.

The animation, as I'm sure you'll agree, is far from the best but there are some great little bits in there. I really loved when he started doing tricks on his metal shrapnel sky board thing.

Good work.

8 clock!? 8 clock!?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This flash

Has.. like....

Graphics, style, sound, violence, interactivity AND humour.

So overall, yeh. 10.

Why not?

HoboPorn responds:

:O <3

He's Not Yet Dead He's Not Yet Dead

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Umm... FIVEN

That was great, really great. I had no idea that David Pierce played Robin in Spamalot.

Truthfully I assumed Spamalot would be shit interpretation of the film but your flash really made it look like alot of fun. The flash was also quite well made and very well linked with the song.

Well done in all respects. Truely deserves front page.

Madness Elimination 2 Madness Elimination 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

My main criticism of you is that you desperatley need to learn how to accept constuctive criticism. You'll probably respond to this review with something along the lines of "You are just jealous because I got front page".

I wouldn't begrudge anyone getting front page but seriously, grow the fuck up. Your animation shows an understanding of flash but no originality. You must realise that this got front page because of the success of the original madness series.

I'm not trying to sound like a wanker because your flash was quite well put together and is a fairly good homage to Krinkels but stop taking every piece of criticism as a personal attack against yourself. People are allowed to criticise and as an artist you should welcome it. It means you can make your next movie even better by trying to improve and make sure there are less critics next time you submit.

Splurgle responds:

K, thanks for your advice.

I just HAVE to post this:

Elimination 3 is going to include:
-Massive 2 floor airplane slaughter.
-Guaranteed harder enemies.
-Guaranteed better animation with more realism.
-Car chase, roadkill.
-Explosives plus an off road 1 on 1 plus a hell of alot of agents in a field.
-Theme: Korea.
-More guns.
-A shitload more blood.
-Better music.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I can never remember what your name is

But I don't care, I still want you to have my babies. I'll just tell them that their daddy couldn't remember it either.

I fucking loved this cartoon.

People find this review helpful!
JohnnyUtah responds:

It's "Jeff"..but you can call me muffinpie.

The Comic Room The Comic Room

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I like it.

Very impressive technically and the script was decent.

Did you add the grey outline to the video of yourself or was that necessary to make the blue screen work? I also think it would have been better if you yourself hadn't turned greyscale.

Also, are we supposed to believe that your friend at the start knows you have a comic room or that he doesn't know you make the comic?

It is nice to see something new like this but I felt like I was missing out on some of the humour having not seen any of the comics. Maybe you should put a link to them in you authors comments... unless you have already and I just didn't notice.

Overall, good job.

X-Men: House of M part 4 X-Men: House of M part 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Dr Phil as Dr Strange. How brilliant is that?

I loved Magneto bitch slapping quiksilver with the big metal hand too. Good job.

I love these things.

-Transformation- -Transformation-

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I've seen this before

For some reason I don't think you've stolen it but I have definately seen it before, maybe under a different name. Containing the word "heart" maybe.

Did you submit this once before or somewhere else? I've definately seen it before.

People find this review helpful!